Frankly, its not funny at all.

I think the fictitiously named Throckmorton P. Turdblossom is indeed suggestive of the quality of this very trite and unfunny item: Victoria's Secret Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls by: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom.

Just in case anyone misses the "spoof" in spooftimes, let me be perfectly clear: John Ramsey has not authorized any such JonBenet line of lingerie and Victoria Secret does not have any intention of marketing any such item as JonBenet Lingerie. Whether you are of the opinion that Patsy Ramsey died of ovarian cancer or died of a broken heart, the fact remains that she is dead and therefore did not make any of the statements attributed to her by this so-called spoof.