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John Mark Karr uncyclopedia page

"He was recently found not guilty for the 1996 robbery of beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey. It is known that Karr struggled with urges of kleptomania his entire life, the rest of which will be spent in prison.

In addition to kidnapping JonBenet, Karr also confesses to:

Being in league with Voldemort

Having WMD's

Tipping less than 15% at restaurants

Being a member of Team Rocket

Lying about all the above comments

Making up the previous comment in a stupid attempt at humor

Deciding that the previous comment was pretty funny after all

Asking you if you would like to send him a letter right now cause he's lonely.

Seriously. Yes, it's me

Believing that it really isn't butter.

Creating AIDS. Seriously, it was meant as a joke and then everything just went crazy....."