bonus mocking

My career as a CIA operative disguised as the stunt double for Angelina Jolie has become a bit old hat, somewhat of a bore, and I have been looking for something stimulating and excting. Something new I can really sink my claws into.

This morning I have a vision of becoming what David Pogue is to technology in the NYT - but the sassy sister of sensational smut. Gossip Goddess.......

The Tabloid Police.

Of course that means I will have to actually start reading the tabloids. I wonder if over the course of his career as a film critic there were movies Roger Ebert simply didn't want to see....

Seriously though, Matty Boy over at his "It's News 2 Them" blog has developed his own take on teasing the tabloids, dishing up some pretty silly stuff. Find Matty Boy "Keeping tabs on the tabs, so you don't have to. Now with Extra Bonus Mocking™!" - -

Creepiest story of the week:Jonbenet Ramsey's 20th Birthday
Posted at It's News 2 Them™
By Matty Boy

"I didn't include this as a nominee for Meanest Story, but I have given it the new label of Creepiest Story of the Week...The Globe makes no new allegations of cracking the case. They just wanted to put her picture on the cover because we haven't milked the last creepy drop out of this story yet."[read more]


For even more fun, if you have seen a a tabloid report of eminent death or tragic romantic break-up send it right over to Matty Boy - mookasaurus@gmail.com