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The self-proclaimed pedophile who still claims to have killed JonBenet and refusing to accept some other man did what he desperately dreams of, John Mark Karr in another attempt to align himself with someone famous has offered up his conclusions about what happened to little Maddie McCann.

Seriously.

It also looks like a prior recent attempt to draw attention to himself, when Karr made an uninvited link to the King of Pop, turned out to be a foul ball. Again. Karr failed to connect the bat with the ball in a home run opportunity by claiming a tie to the most famous, reviled and profiled pedophile in the news today: Creepy Phil Garrido.

Garrido and Karr do have some things in common with one another. They part their hair in the same manner, have a mutual obsession with little blond girls and at one time lived about an hour apart in NoCal. Karr and Garrido both enjoy guitars, hearing themselves sing and assume others are interested in what they have to say. Garrido on the other hand is credible and as a real criminal, interesting to authorities, the media and public in general. Beside that, Garrido never made a fool of himself by wearing a mullet or making a confession to a crime he can't back up; he's the real deal.

The team here gave Karr one point each for tenacity, continuity and trying to drive search rankings though a transparent uninvited association with more famous people. But lack of understanding of web 2.o; zero credibility or sophistication discounted any potential gain for Karr and followers.

Final score is still a big fat goose egg.